Monday, 6 April 2020

Da Coconut NUT

Is a song by the Phillipines singing group Smokey Mountain from way back in 1991, though the song really went globally viral only in 2017.

The coconut nut is a giant nut
If you eat too much, you'll get very fat
Now, the coconut nut is a big, big nut
But it's delicious nut is not a NUT.


Talking about NUT, Drogba the former Chelsea  Chelsea striker,  has proven himself to be sharp minded chap.

“Africa isn’t a testing lab. I would like to vividly denounce those demeaning, false and, most of all, deeply racist words,” retired Chelsea striker Drogba said on Twitter.

“Do not take African people as human guinea pigs! It’s disgusting.”


Why is Drogba pissed off? Click on the link below

https://amp.scmp.com/news/china/article/3078514/coronavirus-who-sports-stars-slam-french-doctors-racist-suggestion-trial

Elsewhere , Malaysian Medical Association (MMA) president Dr N Ganabaskaran said it was a great honour bestowed on Malaysia by the world’s highest health body.


🤣🤦‍♂️🥥🥥🥥🥥🥥🥥

Sunday, 5 April 2020

Annuar Musa. Who let the dogs out?

Was a massive hit for Baha Men. Lyrics to the song goes like this :

Who let the dogs out
Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof
Who let the dogs out
Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof
Who let the dogs out
Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof
Who let the dogs out



PM8, Azmin Ali, Finance Minister.... WHO? 

Read below in the national language


Kicked out of Japan. Dope

Is a single by the once notorious Lady Gaga. For the folks who missed it, the Malaysian weight lifters have been barred from the Tokyo Olympics due to rampant usage of DOPE.

Toast one last puff
And two last regrets
Three spirits and
Twelve lonely steps
Up heaven's stairway to gold


🤦‍♂️☝️ not exactly  the best of pix...ha ha but this is a national disgrace. What is the reaction of the sports minister? 😠
🙄 Wait do we have a sports minister? Anyone know his name without going to Google?

The writing has been on the wall for this sport. Its a crying shame. Below are the links :



Saturday, 4 April 2020

Natural Born Idiot

is a 2016 single by metal group Pain. Lyrics ;



Don't tell me how to run my life,
Don't tell me how to act.
All I see is your lips that's moving,
And what I hear from you is crap.

Some people I met is not so bright.
You know, not really that smart.
Why do they end up next to me,
With their torturing talk?

You have to click on this url, to find out...who am i talking about

Stocks. Crash

Was a minor hit for Gwen Stefani. The title of this song is enough to send shivers to any bull trader. Many people out there have been asking me if this is the right time to buy stocks?

🙄 I am the last person to be asked this question, because I haven't  seriously looked at Bursa Malaysia over the past three years. Instead i have been saving and purchasing physical gold..

So i don't know, it it is the right time to buy Air Asia, Public Bank, Top Glove or some oil stocks or not. But i do know that OCBC economist Wellian Wiranto makes a lot sence in his latest research note.

With so many factors in flux -- from crude-oil prices to the course of the pandemic to the extent of Malaysia’s lockdown period -- “economic forecasts, to be extremely frank, have been rendered largely meaningless,” he wrote in a research note.

So my advice, would be  (lyrics pls)

Now you know you're qualified
You're in the pole position
Put it in first gear, step on the pedal, and drive fast

Thursday, 2 April 2020

The empire stikes back. Jangan Lebay

Is a hit by Indonesian all girl group T2. Looks like the empire has finally strike back. 



Masa bodoh aku tak peduli
Ku tak sanggup
Aku pergi

Please deh jangan lebai
Jangan paksa ku tuk begitu begini
Please deh jangan lebai
Aku bosan dengan semua aturanmu




After Bersatu's Zuraida a former softball player from Singapore, was caught walking in what looked like a space suit branding a hose in hand in KL, women's minister urging women in Msia including Dolly i presume to talk like Doreamon, MCA's Wee Ka Siong claiming ports are being cleared of containers without even knowing that factories are closed and cant receive the goods or Azmin Ali getting insulted daily on twitter.

The Empire has finally strike back to put their names on the idiot list. Enter Tuan Ibrahim Tuan Mat of PAS.


 He has just named his ministry BODOH before retracting of course

Here is the article from Malaysia Kini :


Menteri Alam Sekitar dan Air Tuan Ibrahim Tuan Man berkata singkatan nama baru kementeriannya, Mewa, masih dalam peringkat perbincangan dan akan diputuskan dalam peringkat kementerian nanti.

Ini setelah timbulnya dakwaan bahawa singkatan nama kementerian, Mewa mempunyai maksud yang tidak baik - bingung, bodoh - dalam dialek Kelantan.

“Penamaan kementerian telah diputuskan, Kementerian Alam Sekitar dan Air.

“Singkatan itu masih dalam perbincangan. Ini akan diputuskan di peringkat Kementerian.

“Buat masa ini kita kekal dengan nama penuh Kementerian Alam Sekitar dan Air,” katanya ketika dihubungi Malaysiakini sebentar tadi.




Semalam, diumumkan penjenamaan semula Kementerian Alam Sekitar (KAS) kepada Kementerian Alam Sekitar dan Air, dengan singkatan Mewa, bagi mengitegrasikan sektor alam sekitar dan air, yang sebelum ini diselia oleh dua pengurusan yang terpisah.

Kementerian Alam Sekitar dalam kenyataanya semalam berkata penjenamaan semula itu dimaklumkan oleh Tuan Ibrahim selepas dipersetujui kabinet kelmarin.

‘Teruskan kerja’

Tidak berapa lama kemudian, satu portal berita melaporkan bahawa singkatan baru Mewa yang berdasarkan nama kementerian dalam bahasa Inggeris - Ministry of Environment and Water- mempunyai makna bingung atau bodoh dalam dialek Kelantan.

Maksud itu didapatkan setelah pencarian dibuat di laman sesawang Pusat Rujukan Persuratan Melayu (PRPM), yang menunjukkan kod ‘Kl’ pada padanan kata tersebut, merujuk kepada dialek Kelantan.

Disoal kemudiannya adakah beliau sendiri yang akan membangkitkan tentang singkatan nama yang tidak berapa sesuai itu dalam mesyuarat peringkat kementerian nanti, Tuan Ibrahim berkata segala cadangan akan diteliti.

“Pihak pengurusan akan bincangkan dan meneliti pelbagai cadangan.

“Bagi saya nama dan agensi dah jelas. Teruskan kerja dan tingkatkan kemampuan,” katanya lagi.

I want a new drug

Was a smash hit for Huey Lewis & the news way way back in 1983, from the album sports. The lyrics then : 
I want a new drug, one that won't make me sick
One that won't make me crash my car
Or make me feel feet, feet, feet thick
I want a new drug, one that won't hurt my head
One that won't make my mouth too dry
Or make my eyes too red

🤦‍♂️ So how do i get such a DRUG? 🧚‍♂️🧚‍♀️Angels from the sky told me. 🤓 Try Azmin Ali's Twitter account😬🙄👇🤦‍♂️