Thursday 2 June 2022

Oh My God,. who the heck is running the delinquent four's PR campaign : Some Girls are bigger than others because...

is from The Smiths third studio album,.The Queen is Dead. which according to the New Musical Express, a music and gaming website, is the greatest album ever on record.

PART of the reason why the likes of DiGi, Celcom,. Maxis  and U Mobile will most likely end up eating crow and joining the Digital Nasional Bhd bandwagon is because they have literally hired idiots to run thier PR campaign.

HELLO,. Rebel 4, not all PR are the same.  Haven't you heard :

From the ice-age to the dole-age
There is but one concern
I have just discovered
Some girls are bigger than others
Some girls are bigger than others
Some girls mothers are bigger than other girls' mothers

WHY  did I use term IDIOT? IN any PR campaign the basic goal is to win the heart and mind of your audience.

YOU cannot win those,  by stating  the following and expect the working class guy to have sympathy for you :

1). WE ARE PROFIT MINDED :.   ''Unlike private telcos which are profit-oriented, DNB is described as a cost-recovery operation and they are using a supply-driven model to ensure all areas including “unprofitable” rural towns are not left behind in the 5G coverage rollout.''

2) WE ARE SO VAIN :  "Are current MVNOs allowed to deal directly with DNB and enjoy the same wholesale access".

3) WE ARE SELF CENTERED : ''the pricing for 5G access should be reduced gradually"

4) WE ARE BORN  UNDER ACHIEVERS:  The current standard is to deliver 2.5Mbps for mobile, which is 40 times below DNB’s promise to provide minimum 100Mbps speeds at the weakest point of 5G coverage.

5). I kid you not ,. You can find all the above in verbetim which was published not on April 1,.as an April Fool teaser but on June 1.  READ : Five reasons why Celcom, Digi, Maxis and U Mobile are reluctant to accept DNB’s 5G access offer