Wednesday, 3 November 2021

The Play book on how to lose on : Election Day

is a song from the Duran Duran spin off Arcadia, taken from their 1985 So Red The Rose album.

Looks like the playbook on  how
to lose a state election ie the one in Melaka is being written right in front of our eyes.

Maximum big surprise
She knows something new
I pull my shirt off and pray
I'm saving myself
To suffer the heatwave
Pull off my shirt and pray
We're coming up on re-election day

RULE NUMBER ONE


Spend other people's money lavishly on yourself. READ :  Kerajaan tukar kereta menteri dari Perdana ke Vellfire
RULE NUMBER TWO

While you are in  the process of executing RULE NUMBER ONE,  make sure the people whoes money you are spending are not allowed to tap into their own money stuck at the provident fund.

RULE NUMBER THREE
Now that you have caused them 

and a whole lot of anger 

how about tanking the stock market by more than RM25 billion to rake in a mere RM3 billion from a prosperity tax,  just to show the rakyat,  how smart you are.

And if that is not enough 



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